The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.
As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the
mine.
One day, as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
"Hello, hello!" she shouted. "Can anyone hear me? Hello!"
For a long while, there was no answer. Snow White again
shouted, "Hello! Is anyone down there?"
Just as she was about to give up calling, there came a faint voice from deep within the mine.
"Vote Republican or a Democrat! Vote for a Republican or a Democrat!"
Snow White fell to her knees and cried out to the heavens, "Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive!"
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